an ongoing page of evidence of opinions (for when we’re saying, “hey, but you…” and can’t remember). We’re sure there’s more, but these are the only documented items so far:
Around noon on December 8, 2007, Hiram said, “Life’s Rich Pageant has some good songs, but it’s not a great album.”
Yours in shock and shame,
“You can’t tell me that Better Off Dead stands up to any film by the Marx Brothers,” said Melissa.
“I can tell you that I’ll never trust your judgment on what’s funny again,” said Hiram.
H: I’ve read 90% of this reading list from Barthelme. Do I get a prize?
M: No, but at 100% you can call yourself king pretentious dipshit.