March 1, 2009
Hi Princess Melissa,
I hope that you’re not suffering too much from the potions yesterday? You were enough entranced to offer me your card and your number.
I thought that you were lovely, and seemed both sweet and smart… a bewitching combination. So if you would like to stay in touch let me know… and if I don’t hear back, I’ll understand… and look forward to seeing you by chance some other day at Crystal Basin…
Your Knight in Tarnished Armor,
Dear Sir Rob,
I am certain I am not the Princess Melissa for whom you search, for in truth I am already wed to another. Also, last night I was home, slaying dragons in a RPG.
I am sorry, and sincerely wish you the best of luck in locating the lady Melissa you are actually questing for, and winning her hand with a minimum of fuss.