melissas I am not, Arthurian edition

March 1, 2009

Hi Princess Melissa,

I hope that you’re not suffering too much from the potions yesterday? You were enough entranced to offer me your card and your number.

I thought that you were lovely, and seemed both sweet and smart… a bewitching combination. So if you would like to stay in touch let me know… and if I don’t hear back, I’ll understand… and look forward to seeing you by chance some other day at Crystal Basin…

Your Knight in Tarnished Armor,



Dear Sir Rob,

I am certain I am not the Princess Melissa for whom you search, for in truth I am already wed to another.  Also, last night I was home, slaying dragons in a RPG.

I am sorry, and sincerely wish you the best of luck in locating the lady Melissa you are actually questing for, and winning her hand with a minimum of fuss.

Best wishes, 



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