holy balls

In a new personal and professional low, last night we opened for a dude reading poems about unicorns.

And while people talked, yelled, answered their phones, and all but threw cabbages at our heads during our set, unicorn dude got respectful silence.

DIDN’T THOSE PEOPLE KNOW THEY WERE SEEING A TOP TEN UNDERRATED BAND?

–Melissa

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3 thoughts on “holy balls

  1. Speaking of, the list is back up. Aparently there are a few other music sites that want to publish the article as well. I’ll keep you posted.

  2. Heh, thanks for letting us know, Matt. Our ironic statements will make it through somehow!

    There’s a package on your way soon (we are out of larges, so wear it in mediumness).

  3. Medium is perfect, thank you. My wife says I have to wear it on stage and send you a picture to show you the fruits of your generosity. You can watch me play play to 6 people (two who might be listening) and we can collectively revel in the comradery of underappreciation.

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